Okay yeah, so i'm not really blonde but I sure acted it tonight. o_O
I was driving back from my parents house when I passed a cop sitting on the shoulder. I was very carefully watching my speedometer wiggle between 45 and 46. Thinking I have safely made it away and am on my way home, there I see the lights... So I pull over and I have no idea why he pulled me over! I mean seriously.. You just don't pull people over for 1 mph violations.

He comes up to the window and I sort of sarcastically ask why he has pulled me over. He has this big ole grin on his face and says I was doing 46. Well.. DUH. I knew that. I told him I was aware I was going the speed limit.
Um. Oops. He informs me the speed limit is 35. Good god. This is not what I need right now with no job and roberts driving job on the fritz. So he takes my info back after my german shepherd starts to make out furiously with his hand. Silly dog.
He comes back up after a few moments and tells me since I was so 'adamant' that the speed limit is 45, he is going to write me a citation for 10 over. (made me feel fucking retarded the way he said it

) Luckily, he just hands me a warning and tells me all about the speed limit in that area. (I was about 4 feet away from the 45 mph speed limit sign when I got pulled over)
Thank you random cop. You gave me a heart attack.
